The Squad
Cian Cooper
Captain
Only person to stand for captaincy at the AGM. Enjoys high calorie snacks.
Rich Winter
Vice Captain
Wicket keeper and vice captain. Can't handle alcohol or slightly quicker deliveries behind the stumps. Smugness issues.
Rob Bourne
Technically gifted batsman....in nets. Mind numbingly boring.
Andrew Broadbent
One of the longest serving stalwarts of the club, despite numerous team efforts to hide his kit.
Tom Claridge
Fluent middle order bat whose favourite shot is the 'middle stump leave'. Haircut straight out of the Home Counties
Tom Collis
Opening batsman & perpetual top run getter. Used to bowl but reported to ICC for chucking. Enjoys child tax benefits and not being able to drive
Evan Cooper
Up and coming batsman and prodigy to his father's leg spin. Typical ginger rage. Enjoys women's jewellery.
Mark Cooper
First choice leg spinner. 35 years service to Millfields, 2 new shoulders, 3 new hips and the same cricket shirt.
John Gregory
Good middle order bat and on the spot medium pacer. Enjoys fondue and apple bobbing
Martyn Hewitt
Classy opening batsman, reserve wicket keeper and professional argument starter. Allergic to commitment, patience & numbers greater than 99.
Duncan Laber
Medium pace swing bowler. Makes up for gaps in ability with self-confidence. Part time gymnast. Full time short man.
Sam Lachlan
Millfields' best all-round player and professional fun sponge. Enjoys being late & killing all banter.
Tom Lines
Middle order bruiser-batsman. Ten varieties of leg spin. None of the spin. Or bounce.
Kevin McCaughan
Plays squash
Craig McCluskie
Opening bowler & middle order destroyer. Enjoys napping and primary school maths.
Adam Stratford
Destructive batsman & left arm all over the place. Runs a mobile George Michael/Freddie Mercury/Adolf Hitler impersonator business.
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